✪】 Defense of Ice Cold 7/6/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, June 6, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent to have a massive battle against our enemies the Templars. This is the first in the series of many altercations with the disgraceful Templars army, and though we were “unsuccessful” in this endeavor we shall prevail in the future. We maxed thirty-two penguins, showing our prowess in battle and we shall prevail in our next mission against these vile knights.

If you failed to read our previous post we are in a state of WAR known as Operation: Templaria throughout the entire Special Weapons and Tactics nation. We shall rally all of our glorious empire and summon them in their masses to quench the futile might of the dastardly Templars. We are strong. We are united. We are SWAT.

Max: 32, Avg: 28

✪】 End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

✪】 SWAT AUSIA Training 6/28/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, June 28, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent to have a massively successful AUSIA training! A huge thank you to all of the hard-working SWAT agents who assisted us on our mission, and especially to those from other timezones who stayed up. SWAT Family Forever.

Max: 20, Avg: 18

Agreed

✪】 End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

Invasion of Beverage Overkill 6/9/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, June 9, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Abominable to invade the Red Ravagers server Beverage Overkill! A huge thank you to all of the brave and devoted SWAT agents who assisted us on our triumphant invasion. We easily obtained Beverage Overkill and expanded the outreach of the SWAT Empire, which will only grow more from here. SWAT Family Forever.

Max: 24, Avg: 22

✪】 End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

✪】Unscheduled U-Lead 5/26/21

✪】Attention agents:

Today, May 24, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent for a unscheduled U-Lead event! A huge thank you to all of the excellent agents who joined us on our triumphant mission, and especially to those who commanded tactics during the event. Another congratulations to Chen for winning the Nitro giveaway!! SWAT Family Forever.

Max: 28, Avg: 26

✪】End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

✪】WV Battle 5/29/21

✪】Attention agents:

Today, May 29, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent for a humongous practice battle against the Water Vikings! A huge show of gratitude to all of the loyal and devoted soldiers who assisted us on our glorious escapade. SWAT Family Forever.

Max: 25, Avg: 23

✪】End Transmission.

LEGOMAN.

SWAT Commander-in-Chief

9/22 Invasion of Ice Cave [VICTORY]

After an amazing Ausia event win, SWAT logged on at 7:00 PM EST to invade Water Viking’s land, ICE CAVE. The SWAT and WV war has been going on for quite some time now, we wanted to make events fun again. So we decided to do an amBUSH event and dressed up in bush disguises. WV copied the idea and changed their uniform into squids.

Max: 30

In Room 1, SWAT entered inside the Mine first and was able to cover WV with their faster tactics.

SWAT did not give up their stamina in room 2. They were able to be the first to enter the Iceberg. WV bombs and tactics were covered giving SWAT the W in this room.

With two strong rooms completed, SWAT entered the final room, Snow Forts. WV did pick it back up in the third room but not enough for a win, concluding the room to count as a TIE.

With SWAT winning two rooms, they have successfully invaded Ice Cave.

SWAT FAM FOREVER!

Blitzkrieg

Update: New & accurate Allies/Enemies + battle schedule updated. Freezie has also asked me personally to delete the screenshot of him begging to spare Andrew’s soft IW. Because Freezie is a close friend of mine, I respect his decision to keep this conversation we had confidential. But we all saw & know who’s really afraid. Isn’t really a question. Anyways I shaved down all the cancelled invasions, shaved down the useless capping allies and now since Drew has childishly taken shots at me for trying to improve my life by removing myself from high school at 18 to go get help so I can stay alive, IW will get an extra hard beating on Saturday. Unfortunately for drew and a lot of his squad, sitting in the basement on the computer is the only real quality of life they have. I pity them, but at the same time when I work 40 hours a week & count my bread and do this literally whenever I have free time I’m willing to spare and still can get this army to 50+ in my sleep, it really just makes me laugh. Andrew & those kids at IW won’t ever know what real life is until they leave their stinky rooms and breathe in some fresh air. Better hurry up guys, Ubering the rest of your life ain’t fun, just ask Elm. Anyways, I was able to find some common ground with Freezie, and a new rule has been implemented way further ahead of schedule thanks to me, preventing armies from transferring servers and running away like women when I invade their servers. In a matter of minutes, I helped get a rule change done you were waiting on for weeks in literally two minutes. Just goes to show how much of a joke this has been lol, hopefully we’re on the way to change. That is the goal. The details are below. Death to IW, NDA stronk

I gave you a chance, you’ve chosen death instead. This will be quick. You should have just given me Mammoth, your funeral. 🙂

SWAT & The New Dawn Alliance officially declare war on the Ice Warriors.

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