I Guess This Didn't "Work Out" • Special Weapons & Tactics

I Guess This Didn’t “Work Out”

Posted on June 2, 2023 by Legoman

✪】 Attention agents this is not a drill

After 2 weeks of constant warfare with the repugnant Dark Vikings, tensions have continued to boil. Ultimately, the Dark Vikings continued their usage of inappropriate tactics within their battle, as well as constantly neglecting to attend war battles. They have been openly transphobic and have barraged many members of the Sapphire Concordat with unrelenting harassment and hate speech. This behavior is completely unacceptable and is in direct violation of our war term against toxic tactics. Due to the aforementioned reasons:

As of June 2, 2023, SWAT, united with the Sovereign Nation of the Sapphire Concordat, declares Total Victory against the Dark Vikings.

This does not come as a shock seeing as we have beaten them in 12 battles. They have constantly talked mad game in league chats while showing they are unable to back up their words. How fitting that this should happen during Pride Month due to their immense homophobia.

Treaty of the Nordic Negligent Narcissists

The Special Weapons and Tactics, united with the Sovereign Nations of the Sapphire Concordat, declares Total Victory against the Dark Vikings.

Due to violations of war terms IV and VI, the Dark Vikings have forfeited the Bloodbath Barrage. The Sapphire Concordat is hereby declared the victors of the Bloodbath Barrage with a war-score of 12-0-0. This Force Treaty goes into effect on June 2, 2023, at 6 PM EST, and will lapse on July 15, 2023, at 6 PM EST.

This Force Treaty will follow the Dark Vikings regardless of any possible merges, colonizations, name changes, etc.

I. The Dark Vikings must acknowledge that they lost the war with a score of 12-0-0. No formal announcement is necessary.

II. Dark Vikings are not allowed to schedule invasions on – or raid – any Signatories present within the Sapphire Concordat, as of the publication of this Force Treaty (SWAT, PIC, POM, NC, DPC).

III. Dark Vikings are not allowed to assist any army, (including sending alts) in a battle against any of the Signatories within the Sapphire Concordat, as of the publication of this Force Treaty (SWAT, PIC, POM, NC, DPC).

IV. Dark Vikings members are unable to harass any members of the Sapphire Concordat (SWAT, PIC, POM, NC, DPC) whether in league chats or direct messages. Determining what constitutes harassment is at the discretion of CPAJ Head Judges.

V. Violations of this Force Treaty will also result in the auto-renewal of these terms for a duration of one month from the day of the violation. All violations of this treaty are to be evaluated by CPAJ Head Judges.

VI. The terms of this Force Treaty are open to discussion if Krosive attends an event for any army affiliated with the Sapphire Concordat wearing Item ID 1183 (Clown Hair) while repeatedly chanting “DV IS MID I DONT WORKOUT”

VII. No loopholes.

✪】 End Transmission.