The Bot Raid Issue

Edit: Fuck off pizza boy ill have you sent back to china

Sprite, raid us again and see what happens. You might think its funny to do this because you know Gob won’t do anything but it isn’t really funny. We can do the same thing to every single RPF event if you want us to I hope you don’t because I don’t really want to fight and argue over some stupid shit like this, but if you want to I guess we can. We could be friends but every time people went on the RPF chat to see why you bot raided us you just banned them. We will not take action this time, but if you do this again we will not be as friendly as we are being now. I hope you are smart enough to stop bot raiding SWAT.

~Everyone in SWAT

I Have Returned; We Manage Now

Hello SWAT,

Guess who’s back?

I have returned to lead SWAT to glory once more. Last generation, SWAT reached sizes of 50+ and 1st on CPAC for the first time since 2012. We were hunted by our enemies, and we easily prevailed destroying everyone in our way.

We will do it again. And this time, we will have no setbacks, we will have no traitors. This will be just me, you, and a whole lot of success. Lets get it SWAT.

We manage now.

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Lolwut

“LT doesn’t multilog”

Bitch plz

CPAC Special Report: The Magnificent Life Of Chippy/Noob

*Took me approximately 8000 hours to type*

Klondike, CPA Central Headquarters – In a community, where many are respected, there are some who aren’t. You have the Waterkids, the Akabobs, the Sprites, and of course, our very own, Chip AKA the nile river. (You asked for this faggot)

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